Ok so I found this website and thought it kind of cool so I will share the worst thing I have ever done in my life. When my daughter got home from college after her freshman year her and one of her friends went to a concert. The girl she went to the concert with dad worked at the venue so he drove them and brought them home. We agreed to let them have fun and drink a little knowing that he would be driving them home. Originally they were supposed to spend the night at her friends house but my daughter forgot to bring overnight stuff when they left so they stopped by our house and decided just to spend night there because they were tired and obviously had been drinking quite a bit. I was not happy about how drunk they appeared to be but they were in college so I let it slide plus it was really late. To make a long story short, I got up maybe like an hour later to go to kitchen to get water and noticed that her friend was on the snoring. My daughter had gone to her room. Her friend was laying in a fetal position on the couch passed out in a miniskirt so I went and got my phone and turned on the flashlight and looked up her skirt and she was wearing red thong panties. I went to liquor cabinet and took about three shots of vodka and put I dip of snuff in my mouth and got a nice buzz and pulled her skirt up just maybe half way and sat in the chair and started masturbating. Eventually I pulled her thong out of her crack and saw her pussy and asshole and I even put my face in her ass and licked her asshole while I jacked off. Nothing like being old like me being able to lick 18 year old ass and pussy.