The lady next door lost her husband in the Mid-East and was a young widow of 23 when she purchased the house.
She was not a raving beauty but pleasant looking and with eyes that crinkled when she smiled. It took me six months to get enough balls to ask her out and we started dating.

I held off any intimate chatter for another few months and one evening out to dinner she said, "Do you find me attractive?" I said, "Yes, very much." Then she said, "Are you ever going to fuck me, or what?"

DUH!