Tonight for dinner I ate a bowl of soup... out of the toilet that had just been used and left unflushed by my husband. I ate with my hands tied behind my back. I won't describe to you the contents of the toilet before the soup was poured into it but the water was far from clear and my husband must have dropped a pants size or two before he came out. I did not stop eating until there was no more food left, and I ate everything that went into my mouth even if it wasn't all food, strictly speaking.