A good friend will offer to drive you to the emergency room when the pull ring for your cheap, faulty, ripoff ass anal beads breaks off and leaves them stuck up your ass where you can't reach.

A great, close, perfect, beautiful, fantastic, saint of a friend who you owe your life to and will stay friends with forever because she's irreplaceable will pull them out of your ass with her own damn hand and let you sleep on her couch afterward because it's the middle of the night, you're just a little too buzzed, and walking hurts.