Never have and never will. That's really fucking disgusting. I think you need help if your are fooling around with animals. Get a life. Get a human for a partner - can't you get anybody? You know, doing sexual shit with animals is called Beastiality and it is ILLEAGAL!!
Seek help....please!!
that is fucking gross
have done that more times than I could ever count, and still do. a large dog humping it in your ass it pure pleasure.
animals have feelings too, they aren't ours to eat, wear or fuck as we want. fucking an animal is the same thing as raping an innocent child...
getting fucked by an animal, weather its a dog, horse, or goat, is the greatest, but I do agree that rapeing an animal is as bad as raping a child.
You are still putting your needs before the animals. Animals are here for us to love, nuture, care for, be our friends, and help the physically challenged. They are not here for your sick, erotic pleasure. The other person who posted, wrote what I was thinking: animals cannot talk, they cannot say no, and they are innocent.
I don't care if you put fucking peanut butter on your fucking loser cock, you are still responsible for doing so. You made the choice. An animal is acting out of instict, not cognition.
I feel sorry for both you and the animal. Quite frankly, I have more feelings toward the innocent animal than I do you. You sick, mother fucker! I hope the dog bites off the head of your cock, or better yet, gets his teeth stuck in your flesh, so you will have to go to the emergency room and explain your actions with a dog attached to your fucking dick, Asshole!
I missed where the original poster or any of the replies made reference to putting peanut butter on their dick so the dog would lick it off. Maybe you're the sick mother fucker and you're just covering up to make everyone think you're normal.
I used to fuck my beagle all the time. She loved it and got me through some real lonely times in my life. That was after my dear, sweet Melissa passed away. She was the best hamster money could buy. "Armageddon!!!"
No. I am not the sick Mother-fucker who wrote the original post--I think you are. I happened to see that graphic example used somewhere else on this site and I thought it was a indicitive of what the original poster MAY have been or is doing. Anyway, having sex with animals is just as bad as having sex with children, you weirdo.
Three dogs were sitting in the vets office. A beagle,a spaniel, and a black lab.
The beagle looks at the spaniel and says: "My master is putting me to sleep at 10:00; she's mad 'cause i chew her slippers."
The spaniel said, "my owner is putting me to sleep at 11:00 'cause I dug a hole in the couch."
The black lab said, "yesterday my owner got out of the shower and was bending over, looking under the bed for her slippers. I climbed up and fucked her as hard as I could".
The beagle asked what time he was getting put down. The lab said; "I'M ONLY HERE TO GET MY NAILS CUT!"
thats really funny and gross.
spritz;)
well i know a female golden retriver who humps my friend and her cousin they showed it to me and it looked vile.
spritz*
Gitting humped by a female don't do much, but if that was a male golden, and he got it in your ass, and hung you up for 15-20 minuts.