I was on a road trip and had a rancid case of the squirts. I went into a convenience store and the woman behind the counter was a total douche-nozzle. So, I went in the bathroom, took the lid off the toilet tank, climbed up there and took a giant shit. In the tank... wiped my ass and left...

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

When you sad a giant shit, did you mean one big long turd or a lot of smaal turds. I am picturing you shitting in the toilet tank.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Well... Like I said... I had the shits pretty bad. So it was more like a blast of dirty brown dishwater co mingled with many small turdlets...

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

By giant shit... I meant there was quite a lot of it.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Sweet - should have dropped some in the sink too.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Would you shit on my face if I gave you $1000?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

cash only! But sure!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

I want you to tell me to take your clothes off. Then I want you to to take all my clothes off. You tell me to sniff your ass for a couple of minutes. You tell me to lay on my back. You put one leg on each side of my face. You squat down and you piss on my face and then you take a nice shit on my face. Then you make me rub my nose between your ass cheeks and then I wipe your ass for you with toilet paper.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

You should know that I'm a guy... but whatever floats your boat...

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

What makes you say that I should know you're a guy? Don't women have the case of the squirts?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Maybe I should have said..."I should point out that I'm a guy." Still, I'll shit in your mouth if you want.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

I'd fucking gas the lot of you.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

I'd like to upper deck the toilet toilet at YOUR house... Gas THAT you resivoir tip.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

If you were a chick, I would let you shit in my mouth.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Upper deck, toilet toilet? Speakedy fucken Engris? Tell you what, take a break from the crack pipe and then when you're a little more coherent, try using the computer.

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