One night, my current boyfriend and I were at his place, just relaxing like normal. We were both naked while he was giving me a delectable rub down with lotion. One thing lead to another and before long, we were commencing in epic sexy times. Eventually, he starts hitting it hard from the back, propped up on his elbows. After a while, he decides to rest his body weight on me, still pounding it. We both are getting hot and sweaty by now, so whenever he would shift around, my back would stick to his belly due to the sweat. (Gross, but it happens!) At one point he pulls up completely, adjusts himself, then lays back down. AS HE DOES, the loudest, most grotesque sounding body fart ( our sweaty skin coming together) is made. He tries to keep going like it didn't happen, but I on the other hand am dying with laughter. I was laughing so loud and hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. I tried to stop but I couldn't. He tries to shush me because his roommate is across the hall. He starts laughing at this point, which makes me laugh more. Before I know it, we're both on our backs in hysterical tears for about 10 minutes. It was such an awkward moment turned hilarious!
Makes all the difference in the world if you have someone who will laugh with you at that kind of thing. Hope you guys got a laugh out of this like I did!

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by Anonymous

I'm happy for you. You have a great boyfriend. a real keeper! I have experienced thousands of pussy farts and they are still hilarious when you have a great partner. One time when I was having anal sex with my ex-boyfriend and both of us orgasmed, a tiny bit of poo came out when his cock were pushed out. Your body fart is not gross compared to that. I was so embarrassed, and he didn't took it easy. He had asked and really begged anal sex for months and that was our first and last time. He couldn't pick it up with paper although it was smaller than the end of my pinky, and blamed me for pooing. Accidents happen and we were inexperienced, I have later learned. Our relationship came to an end there, although we dated few weeks after it.

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