My landlord kicked me out of my apartment that I'd lived in for 7 years to make room for his niece. Except it wasn't his niece. It was his girlfriend. I knew because guys don't normally make out with their nieces while feeling them up. I caught them doing that behind the building. But they don't know I did. I didn't make my presence known.

Fortunately for me, unfortunately for him, he gave me 30 days notice. Well he had to, the lease required him to. So I installed some secret cameras and microphones in the place and connected them to an old laptop connected to the internet and recorded hundreds of hours of them fucking in the first week alone. How does any body fuck that much. I could't fuck that much as a teenager if surrounded by willing beautiful girls.

Anyways I know his wife. Not well but well enough I could walk into her office (she owns a separate business) and she would stop and chat for a few minutes. I gave her the bad news. She said she suspected but had no proof. I offered to give her proof. She looked at the videos, was pissed and filed for divorce. Her husband owned three buildings. She got the one I used to live in, evicted her husband's girlfriend and gave me my old apartment back and for half what I had previously paid and three in free utilities. Then she signed a ten year lease that made it impossible for her to raise my rent or change the terms for the entire decade. I've got more than 9 years to go.

Occasionally my landlady comes by to collect the rent in person and she does not always require cash. Sometimes she lets me pay with services rendered.