I lived in my parents house until I was 25. I had a lot of ear infections. Everytime I got an ear infection I had a fever for days. My dad wanted to make sure it wasn't getting too high so he would check it 3-5 times a day. The problem is my dad only does rectal temps.

I had to go to whatever room he was in and drop my pants and underwear and bend over whatever furniture was available. He always spread my cheeks and lubed my hole with his finger then slid that nasty thermometer in.

He even did it when we had company. I was allowed to cover up with a sheet. Although he couldn't see a whole lot with the sheet on so his friends always got an eyeful while he was trying to pay attention to the thermometer going in.

Now that I'm in my 40s I miss it and tell my husband this is the most accurate way. I always whine we he suggests it but I have cum with a thermometer in my butt.

Sometimes I fake getting sick cuz I long to feel that little glass tube deep in my butt.