I am on maternity leave with my boss' baby. Messing around I didn't calculate right and here I am. He knew I wasn't on the pill but decided to risk it. Of course I am the one with the baby. He came with his live in to see the baby and bring me a gift. The whole conversation while they were here was how she wanted a baby but he wouldn't marry her.

She really is oblivious that he is the baby daddy.