i reallyy loved you today and cried cuz i missed you so much.
and then i called and you told me your plans to have a baby with your gf of about 3 weeks. it's your egg but shes carrying it?
damn that will be one FUGLY kid.

and no i wont be at your wedding on 8/28/11. i'd laugh too hard.
ps. a short, fat, lesbian at a dead end in life isnt going to go far. neither is your 22 year old gf who works at wal mart and has a 5 year old daughter. have a great life together

for the first time im glad im not a part of it.