My life is a mess. I'm 23, and have two kids by my step dad. My mom adopted them, now I'm the mother of my brothers.
I went to the mall wearing my new shirt that had "Guess" on it. A guy walked up and said "eating disorder?"
I fell asleep on the couch with a cigarrette. My boyfriend came over and lit it.
My boyfriend enjoys phone sex. He calls me from the motel.
I got a job as a stripper, it paid good. Men were tossing big bucks for me to keep my clothes on.
On another note, I just completed a puzzle in hardly any time, even though the box said "3 to 5 years."
Where is the "any" key?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

how sad you need to get a life

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

1)Smoking is, like, really, really bad for you. God Is against smoking.

2)I think that, like, the men are supposed to pay you to take you're cloues of - not like, the, uhh, what you said.

@)It dousn't take me no time to put puzzles together neither cause i don't never even try to open those complicated boxes.

Ummmmm - like, what was those other not funny serious problums you said?

I am sure I speak for many, most other readers of this here sight when I says you're life is a mess.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

You should hate god. He is the cause of all your pain. And to help you, remember he is a man, that should make it even easier for you.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Did anyone read past the first sentence? I think someone was trying to be funny...some of that sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield bit.
I think everyone needs to re- read the post, and see if this makes sense.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

The whole thing is supposed to be a joke. I read the first line and thought it was serious but most of those jokes I'd heard before. Whoever is taking it so seriously should just get a sense of humor and/or a life.

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