I, don't, want to go to school tomorrow. Someone has a picture of me, and he's gonna show everyone during Show and Tell, and, everyone's gonna laugh at me. Because, he's jealous of how much smarter I am than him. So, he's gonna show everyone the picture.

Last time, when my friend spent the night, I was being really nice to him and I was... gonna take a picture of him for his mom to have. But then, right when I took the picture, my friend got really hot, so he pulled his pajama bottoms down, and then I tripped, and, fell down, and my mouth landed right on his penis, and, then I thought of something funny, so I smiled up at, the camera and gave like a, thumbs up, and, and then this mean kid took the picture from me, and he's gonna show it to everybody, and make them think I'm gaaaaaaay.