I used to have this dog named T.J. and he was a toy poodle. I don't know what it was that posessed him but for some reason he would always go around humping everyone's legs. One time, me and my little sister were making fun of the dog by walking around the backyard and pretending like we were him and we were humping the air. All of a sudden I heard snickering, and when I turned around the next door neighbor kids were hiding behind the shed laughing at me. Word got around and everyone started calling me Sir hump a lot.