alright, i took a bet from my friends the other day to go streaking around this one neighborhood. They were gonna drop me off at one street and then drive to the other end of the block and i would meet them there. I was already kind of embarrassed because i had to get naked in the truck and two of my friends in the car were girls. the other two were guys. But i have a decent package and it wasnt too cold so it was alright. so, i jumped out of the truck and immediately started running as fast as i could. my heart was racing. it was a lot more intense than i thought it would be. i was scared but it was really exciting too. a couple of cars honked but the worst part was running past this girl who was walking her dog. i cant imagine what her thoughts were as she saw me running past her with my dick flopping around. i finally reached my friends truck but of course they thought they would make me chase them a little bit. i ended up having to jump up into the back of the truck and ride home naked in the back. it was pretty embarrassing but the excitement made up for it. not to mention it was pretty freeing running around with nothing restraining me. of course, after having my dick and balls bouncing around the whole time i was a little sore. but overall it was a fun night.

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by Anonymous

<i>the worst part was running past this girl who was walking her dog. i cant imagine what her thoughts were as she saw me running past her with my dick flopping around</i>

She thought, ''Rover, did you see that? You have a bigger dick than that loser.''

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

It must of been colder that you thought, you can't remember if it was a car or a truck you were in.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

a girl was walking her dog at night?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Every guy who says that a guy has a small dick must have a small dick himself. I have a small dick. So what? So, big deal.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

''Every guy who says that a guy has a small dick must have a small dick himself. I have a small dick. So what? So, big deal.''

you have a small dick? so what?

ha ha ha ha ha

look at that tiny little thing. kinda cute. was it always that small or did you have an accident cutting fruit in the nude?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

It is bigger now than when I was born. What I am saying is if you have a big dick (assuming you are a dick) you had nothing to do with the size of your dick. I may have a small dick, but I was able to get my wife pregnant 7 times and yes they are all mine. Like they say, size means nothing.

Of course you may be a girl and maybe your husband or boy friend has a big dick, but once again he had nothing to do with it.

Cutting fruit in the nude? How cute. No, I was born to have a small dick. I will have to ask the dick Gods why I was born to have a small dick.

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