<i>the worst part was running past this girl who was walking her dog. i cant imagine what her thoughts were as she saw me running past her with my dick flopping around</i>
She thought, ''Rover, did you see that? You have a bigger dick than that loser.''
It must of been colder that you thought, you can't remember if it was a car or a truck you were in.
a girl was walking her dog at night?
Every guy who says that a guy has a small dick must have a small dick himself. I have a small dick. So what? So, big deal.
''Every guy who says that a guy has a small dick must have a small dick himself. I have a small dick. So what? So, big deal.''
you have a small dick? so what?
ha ha ha ha ha
look at that tiny little thing. kinda cute. was it always that small or did you have an accident cutting fruit in the nude?
It is bigger now than when I was born. What I am saying is if you have a big dick (assuming you are a dick) you had nothing to do with the size of your dick. I may have a small dick, but I was able to get my wife pregnant 7 times and yes they are all mine. Like they say, size means nothing.
Of course you may be a girl and maybe your husband or boy friend has a big dick, but once again he had nothing to do with it.
Cutting fruit in the nude? How cute. No, I was born to have a small dick. I will have to ask the dick Gods why I was born to have a small dick.