I've had two very embarrassing moments.
The first was when I was in 7th grade.
A new kid had moved in about two months into the year. He was put in our gym class. Dennis was a little bit freaky, because for a 7th grader, he was huge - he was six feet tall and weighed something like 195lbs - and was fully developed (whereas the rest of us weren't, with some just starting puberty).
He was also because of his size and strength a bully. Most of the kids in our class didn't like him. So one day, in class he did something that my friend and i didn't like. Later on in the locker room after we had showered , we were joking around, with my friend saying he must be so stupid he was held back a year or two, and me saying something like "a year or two", he looks like he was held back five or six years.
We had thought we were talking quietly, but apparently not enough, because i saw him come up behind my friend, grab him by the neck and say "so you think i was held back" at which point Frank grabbed his underwear and lifted him right off the ground, in the first hanging wedgie i ever witnessed. He held him in midair for maybe 10-20 seconds, while my friend was screaming to be put down and everyone else around laughing. He put him down, and then gave a several yanks on his underwear until the ripped right off of him.
Then he looked at me - i immediately started appologizing and saying it was just a joke - he grabbed me and said "and you think i was held back five years". I then was given the same treatment - i felt him grab my underwear and lift me right off the ground - i had never had a wedgie like this before. As bad as it was, i got more scared because i felt him pulling my pants off, and then he started walking carrying me - right out the door of the locker room and into the hallway!
He carried me down the hallway where there were already a few guys waiting (we were allowed out into the hallway down the to double doors until the bell rang). As he held me with one hand, he used the other to take the fire extinguisher off it's hook, and hung my underwear on the hook. He said something like, "why don't you hang around a minute, the girls will be out soon".
At this point, i freely admit that i begged. I was 12 years old, dressed in nothing but my underwear, hanging by a hook in the hallway, with girls due to come in the hallway at any minute! But the begging didn't help as he left me there and went back into the locker room.
Sure enough within a minute, the first girls started coming into the hallway - some started laughing immediately, some i could tell felt sorry for me. Needless to say, most of the boys thought it was hysterical (because it wasn't them). Finally Frank came back out and asked if i still thought he had been left behind. I told him no, i was sorry and would never say anything like that again if he would let me down. He put his hands on my shoulder and pushed down, causing my underwear to shred, but getting me off the hook. I covered myself as best as I could and ran back to the locker room.
As if that wasn't embarrassing enough, this incident would occasionally be brought up by my friends. But in 11th grade, there was a girl i really liked. I finally got up the courage to talk to her and introduced myself. When I told her my name, she said she knew, and that we had met before. I appologized, saying I didn't remember meeting her. She replied something like "Well you were sort of busy at the time-it was 7th grade and you were in the hallway hanging by your underwear". Needless to say, this is not what i wanted to hear from a girl i wanted to date! Her next comment was, "Wow, I don't think i've ever seen anyone turn this red!". She started laughing, and i was able to laugh about it at that point also. We did end up going on a couple dates - although she never saw me in my underwear again!
The second was actually more embarrassing for my wife. I had just stepped out of the shower when our four year old Zack opened the door, and asked for Mommy. I told him that i thought that she was outside, why didn't he go look for her? He then said "Why is your pee-pee so big?". It was a little big from the shower, but not erect or anything. My wife and i have been careful not to over-react if he sees us, so I just told him that just as my arms and legs are bigger than his, so is my pee-pee, and when he is older, his pee-pee will be bigger also. And why don't you go find Monny, and i'll be downstairs in a few minutes.
I thought that was the end of it until my wife flew into the room about 2-3 minutes later and asked "Are you crazy?" I said, "What do you mean?". It seems that she had been outside talking to our neighbor Susan, when Zack came up and said "Mommy, Daddy wants to see you - Why is Daddy's pee-pee so big?".
Needless to say, my wife was mortified as she excused herself from the neighbor - in her mind she thought I had sent Zach to get her for sex - and for Zach to say that in front of the neighbor was bad. I'm not sure if she ever explained what happened to Susan or not.
The first was when I was in 7th grade.
A new kid had moved in about two months into the year. He was put in our gym class. Dennis was a little bit freaky, because for a 7th grader, he was huge - he was six feet tall and weighed something like 195lbs - and was fully developed (whereas the rest of us weren't, with some just starting puberty).
He was also because of his size and strength a bully. Most of the kids in our class didn't like him. So one day, in class he did something that my friend and i didn't like. Later on in the locker room after we had showered , we were joking around, with my friend saying he must be so stupid he was held back a year or two, and me saying something like "a year or two", he looks like he was held back five or six years.
We had thought we were talking quietly, but apparently not enough, because i saw him come up behind my friend, grab him by the neck and say "so you think i was held back" at which point Frank grabbed his underwear and lifted him right off the ground, in the first hanging wedgie i ever witnessed. He held him in midair for maybe 10-20 seconds, while my friend was screaming to be put down and everyone else around laughing. He put him down, and then gave a several yanks on his underwear until the ripped right off of him.
Then he looked at me - i immediately started appologizing and saying it was just a joke - he grabbed me and said "and you think i was held back five years". I then was given the same treatment - i felt him grab my underwear and lift me right off the ground - i had never had a wedgie like this before. As bad as it was, i got more scared because i felt him pulling my pants off, and then he started walking carrying me - right out the door of the locker room and into the hallway!
He carried me down the hallway where there were already a few guys waiting (we were allowed out into the hallway down the to double doors until the bell rang). As he held me with one hand, he used the other to take the fire extinguisher off it's hook, and hung my underwear on the hook. He said something like, "why don't you hang around a minute, the girls will be out soon".
At this point, i freely admit that i begged. I was 12 years old, dressed in nothing but my underwear, hanging by a hook in the hallway, with girls due to come in the hallway at any minute! But the begging didn't help as he left me there and went back into the locker room.
Sure enough within a minute, the first girls started coming into the hallway - some started laughing immediately, some i could tell felt sorry for me. Needless to say, most of the boys thought it was hysterical (because it wasn't them). Finally Frank came back out and asked if i still thought he had been left behind. I told him no, i was sorry and would never say anything like that again if he would let me down. He put his hands on my shoulder and pushed down, causing my underwear to shred, but getting me off the hook. I covered myself as best as I could and ran back to the locker room.
As if that wasn't embarrassing enough, this incident would occasionally be brought up by my friends. But in 11th grade, there was a girl i really liked. I finally got up the courage to talk to her and introduced myself. When I told her my name, she said she knew, and that we had met before. I appologized, saying I didn't remember meeting her. She replied something like "Well you were sort of busy at the time-it was 7th grade and you were in the hallway hanging by your underwear". Needless to say, this is not what i wanted to hear from a girl i wanted to date! Her next comment was, "Wow, I don't think i've ever seen anyone turn this red!". She started laughing, and i was able to laugh about it at that point also. We did end up going on a couple dates - although she never saw me in my underwear again!
The second was actually more embarrassing for my wife. I had just stepped out of the shower when our four year old Zack opened the door, and asked for Mommy. I told him that i thought that she was outside, why didn't he go look for her? He then said "Why is your pee-pee so big?". It was a little big from the shower, but not erect or anything. My wife and i have been careful not to over-react if he sees us, so I just told him that just as my arms and legs are bigger than his, so is my pee-pee, and when he is older, his pee-pee will be bigger also. And why don't you go find Monny, and i'll be downstairs in a few minutes.
I thought that was the end of it until my wife flew into the room about 2-3 minutes later and asked "Are you crazy?" I said, "What do you mean?". It seems that she had been outside talking to our neighbor Susan, when Zack came up and said "Mommy, Daddy wants to see you - Why is Daddy's pee-pee so big?".
Needless to say, my wife was mortified as she excused herself from the neighbor - in her mind she thought I had sent Zach to get her for sex - and for Zach to say that in front of the neighbor was bad. I'm not sure if she ever explained what happened to Susan or not.
