On the day of this job interview, I woke up late. I quickly took a shower and got dressed. When I got dressed in my suit, I put on new boxers, but the same pair of dress pants I wore yesterday. I was in a total rush and wasn't thinking. When I was in the Human Resources office being interviewed, I was sitting in front of the boss dude's desk, I crossed my legs-my right over left-and my crusty tightie-whities I wore yesterday were stuck and wrapped around my right ankle. The boss dude then said, "Uh you have something stuck on your leg." I took it off my ankle, folded the briefs up and put them in my pocket. I didn't get the job.