I got my B.A. in business adm. at 22. I searched for a job for six months after graduation. I was so desperate that I took a job at McDonald's. Then one day while on a job interview for an entry level manager position at an accounting firm the guy who was interviewing me kept looking at my chest. OK so I have big tits and protruding nipples and they just don't make bras that do a good job holding it all together. And it was kind of hot and so my top three buttons were undone. It really was hot. I live in Florida. So after a few minutes of frustration trying unsuccessfully to steer the topic to my future, I told him that if he hired me he'd get to see them every day. To my utter shock that not only didn't end the interview, it got me the job. I was hired immediately and at a nice salary. All I had to do was promise to dress as though it's a 110 degrees in the office every day.

So it turns out that while I could actually do the job, choosing me to fill the position was based on nothing to do with my business credentials. So when it came time for my quarterly review I locked us in his office and got on my knees and sucked him off. I told him he would get one every week if he gave me a 25% raise now, another 10% each succeeding review and a promotion after a year. We both kept our parts of the bargain. Then the following year I got an even bigger promotion and raises by not only sucking off his boss but letting him fuck me in the ass every other week.

I'm now 23 years old and am the youngest executive vice president ever of this billion dollar company. I've had five promotions and 17 raises in the three years since I graduated. Turns out you really can sleep your way to the top.