that's nothing, babe.
one day every girl at school saw me naked when we had a fire drill.
i was in the shower last one late for class but coach debbie came in and ordered me out onto the playground, buck naked. she said if it was a real fire i wouldnt have time to get a towel anyway.
i was 13 but puberty was late so every girl naturally just assumed i had a real small penis.
(ok, i do still now too, but that's besides the point. i was humiliated)
I think be small is cute.
The ancient Greeks considered big penis's to be bufoonish, and something to ridicule.
I meant to say being, not be.
cute? really? you just made my day!
that's a huge improvement over what i usually hear from girls
usually the girls i've dated do nothing but laugh at me when they see it (it's 3 1/2 when erect). there's never a second date and i start hearing the small penis jokes from their girlfriends shortly thereafter.
not to mention the teasing from all the girls who saw me soft that day at school.
I'm glad I made somebody happy.
Could you make me happy by telling me to kiss your ass all over?
