I had a party on New Years with a few of my classmates. We stayed up all night and at about 7 am I waited for my friend's mom to finish with her shower (I had to go really bad). I heard the shower noises end so I waited about five minutes and walked to the bathroom. My friend's mom was doing a breast exam. She was lying on the ground, her knees were in the air, her feet were on the ground, and her legs were wide open and aimed towards me. I won't lie, she had a great body for a mom.

Immediately I repeated IM SORRY
She was like its ok its ok that's ok not your fault.
5 seconds of silence
She sat up and said can you please hand me a towel

I looked around and could only see a hand towel and dirty clothing and threw her the hand towel and she tried to cover herself with it but it did nothing at all so she threw the towel and said never mind forget it and got up closed the door sat on the countertop by the sink and covered herself with her hands. She said sit her (she motioned for the toilet seat with her foot). We were a few inches from each other and she was a lot higher than I was because I was down where the toilet was (and I really wanted to use it).

She crossed her legs (which provided little privacy there) and with her left arm grabbed my shoulder and said listen, it is my fault, I never fixed the lock on this door and I know you didn't do it on purpose. But I think it's in our best interest to keep this between you and me understand? I nodded yes and she turned around and grabbed her underwear off the floor and turned around and she covered herself up again and was like what are you still doing here, that was the end of the conversation, you can go. This was dumb because she was blocking the exit when she bent over to grab her clothing near the door

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

What did you eat to cause you to have a dream like that?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Bullshit of course! He's so full of it the balance of his mind is disturbed to the point where he thinks that NORMAL folk will believe what he say's. Hehehehehehe.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

was she blonde, please say yes :) I will picture her with glasses and high heels for now.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

This reminds me of the time I saw one of my friend's mother in a state of extreme exposure.

I *accidentally* walked into her bedroom as she was about to suckle my friend's baby sister. For some reason she was completely naked but for a pair of sheer nylons, sheerer than ice in summer.
She was a tall brunette, a brunette with long legs and built to make a bishop kick in a stained glass window.

She was like:"Oh, my! Oh my! Whatever do you want!?!

As I crawled up her leg like a tarantula on angelfood cake - I made it damn clear what it was I wanted.

For two hours, that baby howled so loud her mama re-named her Katrina.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

you're an idiot !

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