There I was. Sat in the lounge area of the holiday cabin playing monopoly with my wife, brother in law and inlaws. But my eyes were drawn to the hissing and stream hitting water sound. My drunken sister Inlaw pissing with the door open. Why did I notice and no one else did. Maybe because I secretly love watersports and couldn't resist the familiar sound of golden wee hitting the toilet water.
Trouble is I got hard. Throbbing, aching and uncontrollable hard.
As her stream subsided she stood up slightly into a squat and dripped dry. Dirty bitch! I was struggling to continue with the game. Then she looked up. Shit!! She caught me!! What was I gonna do. Pass it off she imagined it as she was rat arsed?!
But she gave a smile, a wink and turned around to pull up her pj bottoms. WTF?! Her hairy (hairier than my wife's) glistening slightly with pee before being covered by her pj bottoms.
This was just the start of something that continues to happen to this very day.
My frustration over restraining myself from telling my wife I love so many filthy and deprived acts as she is inexperienced and straight laced, was about to come to an end.