My bedroom is in my basement. I have a big window in my room without a screen in it which i let my friends in threw late at night so they don't wake my parents up at the door. Well anyways this girl that lives a block away from me would occassionally knock on my window and night and i'd let her in and we'd talk for a while. Well one time at like 2:30 in the morning when i was sleeping she knocked on my window with one of her friends and i let them in. I told them to leave though because i was really tired and couldn't stay awake. So they left. But when they left she left the window barely open so that it didn't lock. I didn't know this though. The next morning when i woke up I was in just my boxers with no blankets on and they had put chocolate syrup and whipped cream all over my body and put a banana with whipped cream on my balls. There was also a pair of old granny panties on my face.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

and the reason why you didn't hear, see or feel them was because you space out on what kind of drugs?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

sounds like you are a loser to me

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

I think he ment to say, boyfriends.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

It's that familiar smell again ........... BULLSHIT!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

I wished I had a dollar for everytime the word BULLSHIT was mentioned on this website.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

and i wish i had a dollar for each time bullshit wasn't mentionedwhen it could have been. i'd been richer than you.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

So do I.

--The Webmaster

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Funny, funny coming from you ! It's good to know you have a sense of humor.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Your absolutely right, but I was just making a point.

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