I'd rather be naked in front of 5 hot chicks I'll never score with all laughing at me than be naked in front of 1 lesbian laughing at me.

Yep, a lesbian caught me naked at work once, just walked right in the men's changing room to get some supplies. I had just exited the showers, didn't even have a towel on. Her excuse was she thought no one was there, but she took her sweet time before leaving - and then commented freely about my dick in not a too complimentary fashion to every chick we worked with. She even said to a couple hot girls, right in front of me, never mind... Too damned humiliating.

Never heard the end of it from her. What a mean bitch!