Hum...I've got a story that tops all of these, and the worst thing is, its totally true!
So I play softball in a church league. Its not really that big an operation, we don't even have matching uniforms. My dad coaches the team of 15-18 year olds. Last year, when I was 15, my moment happened. It was at one of our first practices. My dad took me shopping the weekend before and we bought tight ball pants, cleats, among other things. My dad took me down the underwear row and picked out some white FTL briefs which he said were what I should wear to support my sack. I told him I was a boxer guy, just like the rest of the team. He bought them anyway and made sure I had them on before practice. So, back to the practice, afterword, we are gathered around the plate and he is talking to the guys and remembers what I said about everyone wearing boxers. He tells everyone that briefs are better for support and long-term health. My good friend laughly asked why? My dad kind of pulls me toward him, and then he does it. He pulls down my pants in front of the whole team, and there I am standing in my tight FTL's. He acknowledges how tight they hold me and then pulls a little on the elastic showing how they lift my balls. The friend now dying in laughter asked why boxers wouldn't do the same. And just when I thought things couldn't get worse, my briefs are yanked down and I am now exposed to the whole team! My dad actally touches my sack, flobbing it up and down and demostrating how loose everything is inside boxers. I'd had enought and quickly pulled up my pants and undies, more embarrased than ever. The guys just love to pick on me for that, I'll never live it down.
So I play softball in a church league. Its not really that big an operation, we don't even have matching uniforms. My dad coaches the team of 15-18 year olds. Last year, when I was 15, my moment happened. It was at one of our first practices. My dad took me shopping the weekend before and we bought tight ball pants, cleats, among other things. My dad took me down the underwear row and picked out some white FTL briefs which he said were what I should wear to support my sack. I told him I was a boxer guy, just like the rest of the team. He bought them anyway and made sure I had them on before practice. So, back to the practice, afterword, we are gathered around the plate and he is talking to the guys and remembers what I said about everyone wearing boxers. He tells everyone that briefs are better for support and long-term health. My good friend laughly asked why? My dad kind of pulls me toward him, and then he does it. He pulls down my pants in front of the whole team, and there I am standing in my tight FTL's. He acknowledges how tight they hold me and then pulls a little on the elastic showing how they lift my balls. The friend now dying in laughter asked why boxers wouldn't do the same. And just when I thought things couldn't get worse, my briefs are yanked down and I am now exposed to the whole team! My dad actally touches my sack, flobbing it up and down and demostrating how loose everything is inside boxers. I'd had enought and quickly pulled up my pants and undies, more embarrased than ever. The guys just love to pick on me for that, I'll never live it down.
