I remember back at the end of 8th grade, right near the end of the year, we had a class field trip where all the 8th graders, and teachers all went to the local public pool (it had a couple full sized olympic sized swimming pools, so yea, it held all of us). Anyway, so me and my friends were just standing around in the shallow end of the pool, chatting, and watching people jump off the diving boards at the other end of the pool. Eventually my friend Sara told me she had to use the bathroom, and I said I'd go with her. So we start walking towards the bathrooms, and after about 10 or 20 feet of walking, our feet start to burn like crazy, since it was a hot day in june, and the cement was very hot, so we start running at full speed towards the bathrooms. Of course we screwed up, and ran into the wrong one, and didn't notice, since we were so busy trying to get to the shade. So we walk into what we think is the women's bathroom, and the way it was setup was, there was a walkway into the bathroom, and then an immediate split into either the main changing room, or to the toilets, so we turned into the toilets room, and still had no clue we were in the wrong bathroom. Not only that but there werent any urinals, just like two toilet stalls. So once we finish using the stalls, we decide to go out the door on the other end, since it will shorten how far we have to walk on the hot cement to get to the pool, if we walk across the bathroom for part of the way. So we turn into the main changing room, and its setup with a series of little walls sticking out of the two main sidewalls of the bathroom, that create a bunch of sections, open to the middle walkway, and there's lockers lining these smaller walls. So once we pass the second section, we notice a few naked male classmates, changing their clothes. At this point we run quickly past that, not sure what is going on, and on the left is the shower room, and there were a few naked guys in there, and one of them, who was facing us was our english teacher. It was so embarrassing. His genitals were just swinging around right in front of us. We started screaming and ran out as quickly as possible. The bus ride back was pretty awkward, and we got some weird looks from the guys we saw naked.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Wow, thats pretty funny. What did the guys say to you the next time you talked to them? Did any of them have big weiners? What did your teacher say?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Well, we only really saw like 5 classmates changing, and one of them still had his bathingsuit on. 2 of the guys had really small one's, like the size of my thumb, probly about 2 inches, and then one guy looked like his was about 5 inches, and the other maybe 7 inches, it looked about the size of a hotdog. I didn't get a very good look, we only stood there for about 2 seconds, before we realized what was happening and started running away. My teacher had probly a 4 or 5 inch, and it was all dark, even though he's white and his testicles went about that far down too, it was so gross. It was all hairy down there too, and swinging around, when he was moving to wash his hair. He looked so shocked when he saw us, and turned around, and then we screamed and ran away.

My teacher asked us why we had been in the mens bathroom when he came out a few minutes later, and we said it was an accident, and he said it was okay, but that we should be a little more careful in the future. He seemed pretty embarrassed. We didn't talk to any of the classmates till we were going back to the busses, and a couple of them were like, what the heck, why were you in our bathroom??? And we told them what happened. They started laughing, but I could tell they felt awkward. We didn't really know any of those guys that well compared to some of the other guys at our school, so we didn't talk much anyway after that.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

OMG lol, thats so messed up with seeing ur own teacher like that.

I remember most of my most embarrassing moments were at swimming pools too. Back in highschool I was on the girls jv swimteam till sophomore year, and then I was on varsity for junior and senior year.

I remember back when I first joined the team in 9th grade, I hadn't really ever seen guys up close in speedos, so it was kind of embarrassing at first how I could see a pretty accurate outline of a bunch of my classmates penis through the speedos.

Anyway, I got used to it by the time I was a sophomore, since it seemed to happen to one of the boys about once every practice, but the first time I saw it I was so embarrassed. We were doing laps, and when u finish ur supposed to stay up at the wall, and wait for everyone to finish in ur lane, before u move on to the coach's next exercise. So most of us are starting to finish up the exercise, and as im swimming up to the wall to do a flip turn, I see that one of the guys in my lane who already finished had a huge boner. He was pressed up against the wall, I guess because he didn't want anyone to see, but when I got to the wall and was about to do my flipturn, I could totally see it. After I saw guys get boners in the pool like 20 or 30 times after that I got used to it, and most of my friends told me they had seen that kind of thing, and it was pretty normal, when I asked some of my friends about it later in the lockerroom.

If any of u ever join a highschool swimteam, beware, sooner or later ur going to wind up face to face with a boner!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Oh, man! That is pretty embarrassing, alright. But as embarrassing as you girls ar for making an honest mistake, some of those guys must feel worse. Maybe it wouldn't bother some of them, but I'd have a hard time (no pun intended) facing you girls after that, especially after being seen by you and being described as 'thumb-sized.'

Just don't try to make it up to them. The ones that suggest you show them what you got to even it out are going to the ones who didn't mind at all you seeing them naked.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

lollllllll This thread is hilarious. It brings back so many memories to me. I was also on the women's swim team when I was in highschool. I remember there were these two kids I always got embarrassed when I talked to them when they were in their speedos. One of them had like, the smallest weiner I've ever seen, there was just a tiny bump in his speedo, and then the other guy, u could see the thing just curl all the way down past his testicles, between his legs. Like you could only see the end of it when he was sitting down cross legged, it must have been like 8 or 9 inches long. It was so hard not to look when I was talking with these guys.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

to swim team gal: it's not hilarious when your the kid who girl like you say have the smallest weiner they've ever seen. believe me, i know. it's not fun.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

lol you have a small penis then?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

I'm a girl so I don't know, are there really guys with 1 or 2 inch penises? Is this when it is erect or not?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Yea, mine is seriously only about 2 inches long when its not erect, but when its erect its about 5 or 5 and a half inches long, which is pretty normal. A lot of women don't seem to realize just how much a guy's penis can grow when it grows erect.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

^ lol you have a small penis then?

to swim team gal: yeah, i guess you can say that. its 3 1/2 when hard, just under 2 when soft (so it doesn't quite double). and that's now (i'm 20). but when i was a freshman on the swim team, i'd rather not say how big, er, small, er, you know what i mean. its embarrassing enough to admit how small it is now! that year a couple of half asswits got the idea it would be funny to prank me by tossing me back out into the pool area after practice and lock the door on me, just as our girls swim team was coming out getting ready for their practice.

their female coach (who was also one of my teachers) luckily wasn't around yet, but it still took a lot of (totally exposed) begging over around 10 minutes before i got one of the girls to fetch me a towel.

(the alternative was trying to make a run for it around the building, but with school being out for less than an hour, that wasn't a serious option, as dozens and dozens of kids would be around the locker areas there)

needless to say, the towel came with a price (getting towel snapped on my butt!) when some of the girls gave me the treament about it being so small, i tried to make an excuse about the water being really cold and so on. they didn't buy it and one of them say 'let's warmit up and see if it gets any bigger than my pinky'. thankfully, they did NOT do that and i avoided getting what would have been a humiliating hard-on. my face was no doubt redder than a red apple the whole time.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Wow, I don't think I ever saw any classmates naked in high school, besides my girlfriend, who only let me see her in her underwear at the most.

What's the most naked classmates of the opposite gender you've accidentally seen at the same time guys? Im guessing it probably would happen eiher by walking into the wrong lockerroom somehow, or by changing on a bus, or at another location into a swimsuit or uniform, or something weird. Anyway, I want to hear more stories like this.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

Mine's about 2'' (soft), almost 4'' (hard). Generally the longer a guy's dick is soft, the less the percentage increase it gets when he gets it up. Guys that are 4'' and 5'' soft, they dont naturally double in size like mine does. Though given what the FINAL size of mine ends up certainly isnt something I'd brag about to you if I knew you personally.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

About 1.5 -2” soft & up to 6.5” hard 2” thick. Grower.

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