I'm really embarassed right now because I'm sitting in my office with a Kotex pad under my crotch.
See, I have always wanted my wife to shave her pussy like the women do on the porno flicks. She did it once before, along time ago, but said it was so unfomfortable, that she would never do it again. She said it itched too much when it grew back. She said I wouldn't understand unless I did it. She said she would do it again, ONLY if I did it first. I agreed. So Saturday night, she called me into the bathroom, took off my pants, lathered me up and started to shave my pubic area. She shaved me bald all around the upper part, down my thighs and crotch. But when she started on my balls (which felt really erotic), she was concerned because she kept nicking me. She suggested we use NAIR, instead. So she lathered 4 minute NAIR all over my balls and on the areas between my crotch she couldn't get with the razor. Besides the smell, it wasn't so bad. She even stroked me to climax with the rubber gloves on while we waited for the Nair to do it's stuff because I was so hard. Well, we must have waited too long, because when I got out of the shower after rinsing the Nair off, I noticed blood on the towell. At first, I thought it was coming from where she cut me with the razor. Then I realized my entire scrotum was inflamed and oozing blood. It looked like ground beef down there! Then I started to feel the sting. I didn't want to let her know what happened, but she wanted to see her 'accomplishment' and get her chance to "rub her hands all over my smooth balls." To her astonishment, she also realized what happened. She was sympathetic at first but then thought it was hilarious for me to do this after she warned me about the irritation. She had no clue that I would pay for it THIS much. She had no idea it would be this bad. So, after I dried off, she got me some underwear but first she reached into the closet and got a Kotex maxi-pad "so it didn't stain them." Since this was my first time using one (of course) she thought it was funny that she had to instruct me how to put it on- "remove the backing, stick it in your panties-no underwear" etc. She was in histerics! She gave me another one this morning.

Now it's Monday morning and I'm sitting here, umfomfortably wearing a Kotex maxi-pad because my balls are still bleeding! And what's worse is that I have to go buy another box because she gave me her last pad this morning, and I don't know when the bleeding will stop. But I'm too embarassed to buy them - I know it sounds stupid, must be a guy thing. Just like shaved pussies, I guess!
She's calling me now about every hour to see how I feel. She just called a minut ago to tell me "Rite-Aid has a 'buy one box-get one free' sale on Kotex pads", and cracked up laughing. I don't know how many of her co-workers she's told already, but I could hear them laughing in the background. So now I'm too embarassed to even call her back and talk to the receptionist. I should have listened to her in the first place. I'm not going to ask her to shave her's ever again!

Damn, these things ARE uncomfortable. No wonder women have PMS!