When I was in eighth grade, I got a thumb tack in my chair one day. I sat right on it, jumped up and screamed. The teacher wasn't in the room and it hadn't penetrated the skin, so I just sat back down.

A week or so later, the same thing happened, except, I sat completely on it, and it went right into my butt. I jumped up again and my teacher came over to see a little red dot on my pants. Before I knew it, my pants were at my feet, my white briefs were at my knees, my teacher is touching my bear butt and my buding penis is in full view of my classmates. So for several minuets I held my hands around my penis, waiting for my teacher to finish. She kept telling the kids to look away, but they didn't. I've never heard the end. The end of that minuet or so was the greatest feeling, but it sure wasn't over, once your class sees a flash of your penis and tighty whities, you can never live it down!. My mom went into complain and I was removed from the teacher's class.