I went to a friends house for a cookout last weekend. They just got this really cute puppy a few weeks ago. The puppy is like all puppies and constantly wants to play and jump on you.

Well my friend gave me a handful of treats to give to the puppy. I gave him a few and then he ran off to go play with someone else. I started talking to some of my other friends and just put the treats in my shorts pocket.

About 10 minutes later the dog came back and was running around my legs. I was standing around talking with a couple of guys, so I was kind of ignoring the puppy. All of the sudden the puppy jumped up on me and went for the treats in my pocket. He was very excited about the treats and in the process he yanked my shorts down to my knees!

I was standing there in this red and green striped thong trying to pull up my shorts, but the puppy was yanking on them as hard as he could trying to get the treats. Fortunately after a few seconds my friend came over and pulled the dog off, but not before half the people there had seen me half naked!! Dumb dog!