When I was 11 years old I was cutting grass on our front lawn with an old fashion push mower. When I was done, I took our garden hose out and watered some flowers on the edge of the lawn by a little stone wall. I didnt know that there was nest of red piss ants, (we call em that, they are little though and stink) that got wet. They were mad as hell and came out and actually crawled up my leg and into my underpants. I couldnt feel a thing, I was wearing shorts and some BVD undies. Then I felt a red hot sting on my dick and another on my balls. I jumped and yelled. I pulled down my shorts and pulled off my undies and pinched the ants off of my weener. I then ran into the house to get something to put on the bites. Here was my neighbor and her young daugher visiting my mom. I ran past them holding my swinging little dik into the house as they all laughed.
I learned you dont mess with ants and water and just stand there. It really burned for a long time

Dennis