When I was younger 10, my mom had made me join the church choir to make herself look good to the pastor. Well, it turns out I was pretty good at singing, so they gave me a solo. Well, I'm doing my song and my younger brother gets the idea to come up onstage and stand beside me, which isn't so bad. I'm ignoring him and getting to the middle of the song when I notice that my BROTHER IS UNBUTTONING MY OVERALLS! I'm trying to get him to stop, but my father told me I had to stand still during my performance or it would look bad. Not wanting to look bad on my family, I stood still in hopes that someone would rescue me from my predicament. I had 4 buttons holding my pants on me, and one by one, they came off. I started to cry after the 3rd, begging my parents with my eyes to save me, but no help came. Before I knew it, I was in front of God, my crush and the church in my Superman undies! It was the most embarrassing experience of my life. I tried to kill my brother when we got home.


