I learned the hard way about putting household objects into my vagina and I strongly advice against it.
My dad made this homemade curtain rod thingy out of wood. It was in his shop and when my parents were gone I put the curtain rod into his big vice and got on the work bench and slowly backed myself on to it. What I didn't notice was that it had a little hook in it for the curtain puller thing. The hook caught inside my vagina. I couldn't go forward only backward and so it just got worse and worse.I was there for a long time till I heard a knock on our front door. I had to yell for help. The person at the door was my uncle. I've never been so embarrassed. He couldn't get it out and had to cut it shorter with a saw so he could take me to the hospital. I was totally humiliated while the doctors worked to get it out. My dad never talked about it and went out and got a curtain rod from the store without any hooks and everytime I see my uncle I turn all red.