About 3am this morning my stupid car horn starts blowing wide open.It had happened before,so I thought I knew how to stop it.Anyway at that hour no one is awake to see me,right?So I go running out in my driveway in a t shirt and boxer briefs trying to shut the horn off!Well I couldn't stop it and the interior light doesn't work,so I couldn't see the fusebox to pull the fuse.Meanwhile every dog in the neighborhood is barking,all the lights are coming on and people are coming out to see what's going on!Finally after about ten or fifteen minutes,I got the right fuse and stopped it.Just in time to see the patrol car pull up!Two deputies,a man and a woman,got out.They'd gotten a call about the noise.They had to confirm from a neighbor that I live here.Then I explained everything to them.They left,but not before telling me to get the horn fixed and to not be outside my house in my underwear!
About half the neighborhood is mad at me,and saw me in my underwear too!
It was very embarrassing.

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by Anonymous

It would have been more embarrassing if you had been wearing girls thongs like I do.

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