this would have been really embarrassing if he'd have come by a few moments sooner. the guy that lives down the road bout a 1/2 mile has a rotty, shepard cross male dog that followes his truck when he goes out past my place. the dog always stops and plays with my 2 dogs, dosn't bother anything, just hangs around. I'm male but always liked for dogs to take me in the ass, and one day when the guys dog stopped off at my place I let him do it. this had happened about a dozen times and all had went well. this time was the same as before, except just about the time we started to unhang my other neighbor pulled in behind the barn where we had been going at it. the dog pulled out, I jumped up, pulled up my shorts and jeans, yanked up my zipper and SOB I didn't have my dick tucked in where it was sopposed to be and it was zippered real good. I started cussing just as the neighbor got out of his truck, he stepped in the doorway, I said SOB I aint done this since I was 6 or 7 years old, and hope to never do it again. got my dick out ok but it did hurt like hell. the dog had gone to the other side of the barn when I started cussing, and the neighbor never did figure out what really happened.