um... what is a camel toe?
A cameltoe is when a womens panties, or undergarments is so tight, that you see the vagina. Someone compared the look to a camel's toe.
How is it the return of the "Sub Morons"?
While most guys don't walk up to a girl and lift her dress and say, "what are you wearing under there?" for some reason girls feel its alright to do it to a guy...lets say he's in costume like a kilt or dressed as a lady or something like that.
My wife and I dressed as vikings one time and we both agreed not to wear underwear..just to keep the evening hot and only her and I knew it...we're not flashers.
We went to a Halloween party one time, and I can't tell you how many times a girl walked up to me and lift the..
Ill call it a skirt...and said that only to be in shock.
Being loose all night, kept me relatively hard and my wife and I embarassed.
My girlfriend and I went to a party once where she wore a long black witches dress. I too asked her to wear nothing underneath...just to keep the evening hot for both of us.
The party was at a local club. The DJ must have known what he was doing when he turned on the black only on the dance floor. There was my girlfriend doing the Footloose dance in the middle of a circle of people. The black light highlight her nude body underneath the cheap shear witches outfit. I just couldnt tell her - she would be too embarassed or possibly pissed.
The rest of the evening, whenever we got up to dance - there goes the black light...to the onlookers delight!
When he turned it off ...I heard guys going ..."awww"
My wife and I have only been married for a year, were both 21. I thought that I married a wallflower but instead she's a full fledged perv and a sex maniac. I'm still deciding if I like it or not.
This past Halloween she wanted me to be her 'pull toy' I just wore a trench coat and she got this 'leash' from a sex store. This thing went around my testicles and she pull me everywhere on this leash. normally I was hidden under the coat, but when she pulled, it all came out.
I shouldn't brag but she's proud of my unusually large 'member'. When she went to the girls room, she gave the leash to her girl friend who pulled me out to the dance floor.
Last year my newlywed wife decided to dress as an Indian princess. She wore this skimpy loin cloth thing that barely covered her and a top that barely covered her 34 Ds.
I was in shock when I saw her. We both came from work late and I didn't see her til the party. She could tell I was pissed. Everytime she sat down, you saw her bare pussy. Everytime she danced, her pussy flashed. When she bent over, her ass was right there and when she leaned over her tits were right there. When she went outside for a smoke, I went out there and said 'why didn't you just come naked, you slut?" We broke up the next day.
Don't be mad you guys. We were built to be beautiful and we like showing off. When you see her, just say "thats hot!"
PH
Yeah right. You're trying to make us believe your Paris Hilton. Nice try.
It wasn't too long ago that my girl and I went to a Halloween party and I decided to go as a 'real' flasher.
It was a bold decision but I thought what the hell. Megan thought that I was wearing funny boxers until I opened my trenchcoat on the dance floor. Her mouth just fell open and was in shock. It was then I knew that I went over the top. I might have lost her, but I had many requests to flash and met a very open minded girl.