It happened this summer when my girlfriend,diana, was hosting a pool party for some of our friends.
I was laying on a lounger , catching the rays half-asleep.
I heard sounds around me but not really wanting to disturb my relaxed mood.

Well i hear my girlfriend giggling and she is in a mischievous mood.
I hear the kitchen screen door and soft steps next to me.
and Diana is softly saying ... ARTY...ARTY... are you awake...and she is touching my hands and the top of my swimtrunks .. not sure if i am dreaming but got me tingling.

I just layed there enjoying the sun on my face.

Then giggles and weird sounds ... PSSSSSHT .... PSSSSSHT ...

Some stupid bug is using my face as his landing zone ..on each cheek then my forehead...dern bug.. and i take my hands and brush my face AND
i wake up startled .. my face feels all mushy and i jump up and everyone around me is laffing their heads off and had a great kodak moment

There I am .... face covered with whipped cream, which was in my hands , and my swimsuit , was down by my ankles and I am neked as a jaybird ..
Diana had filled my hands with whipped cream and opened the strings of my trunks and loosened them so they were just hanging on me .. then she had tickled my nose with a piece of grass ... I did the rest..... could have died...

Diana is doubled over in laughter and my face is red as a beet ...trying deparately to cover myself up ..but spreading the whipped cream all over me ..
An then genius that i am .. tried to chase her and get even and tripped with my butt sticking up. (|)(|)
Very em-bare-ass-ing ...though i laffed evently too

AND PAYBACK IS A DISH SERVED COLD.... WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT ....AND BOY DID DIANA PAY FOR THAT PRANK....

BUT THATS A STORY FOR LATER...