My office used to be a really laid back place to work, but with the recession, our bosses have been threatening to lay off people if we didn't improve productivity. So we got this memo that said computers could no longer be used for personal business of anytime. This sux. But I sneak anyway.

So last week, I had some down time. I decided to check my Yahoo email account. Well, it was totally clogged with porn spam. I checked all the boxes to delete, but then I thought I heard someone come by. I jumped up, accidently spilled cold water across my pants, dropped the water bottle from surprise, and crashed into the computer. The monitor fell off my desk onto my foot. I passed out.

Of course, my co-workers found me on the floor passed out next to the image of a Russian teenage porn goddess with a big splotch on my crotch.

Friday was my last day at work.