I decided to buy one as a gag gift for my best friend's bachelor party, but in line to buy it, I bumped into the hot girl from my office. Now she thinks I'm impotent or really small.
Good.
Don't fret dude; she had no intentions for you anyway.
never mind. prove it to him you're not. ;-)
oooh... i thought u had a teeny weeny! that explains it! cum to my house 2nite, cum fuck my brains out babe!
i am a chick and i think that you should tell her because i would be grosed out