One morning my g/f and I were at the swimming pool and she decides to pull my shorts down and push me in the pool minus my shorts. I begger her to give me them back but she left them by the poolside. So as I was getting out of the pool a group of women about 40-50 year old started passing comments like "Well, we can see why you were so reluctant to get out of the pool, it's your g/f we feel sorry for and it's button mushroom tine!" I was so embarrassed, to make matters worse brrrrr, the water was freezzziing.