This one time I slepped over my friends house. It was me and him and this girl well I was the first to fall asleep and I guess this girl really liked me. So she told my friend to just take off my clothes so she could take a look. So he thinks he why not. So she helps me out of my pants and boxers and everything cept my shirt, because that could wake me up if takin off. So there I am in all my glory in front of a hott girl, only I didn't know it. So they must've left me like that for like an hour and a half just laughing at the site. Well, finally my friend comes over and wakes me up and I wake up and look around and I have a boner because I was asleep. Well I see the girl with this evil smile on her face and I just decide to let it go they have already seen everything so the girl comes and sits next to me on the couch where i was sleeping and whispers that she loves me in my ear. Then took her clothes off and climbed into my sleeping bag.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

She thinks your penis is super small. :(
8=D

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

You can't spell, but I'm happy for you.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

how did you know this was all happining when you were sleeping?

liar

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