So your an alter boy and you cant leave during the mass, that hurts when you have to do the 9 am mass and you dont pee whne u get up because you are late. So i get there and they're ready to start, i hold the cross, im on the alter, and its starting to hurt. Im holding it, holding it, then it becomes time to bring the priest the water and towel so he can wash his hands, i walked up to the FRONT of the alter and he started pouring the water, i poured something else out, peed in my pants and all over the floor, i might have gotten away with it but no i turned back to face the crowd to go and do the bow and the front of me was soaked and the crowd laughed and the priest over the microphone goes, i guess i spilled too much, trying to be nice but every1 laughed harder cause the knew he was trying to cover up, i peed my pants even more cause i was so nervous, it took like a minute and half for him to get the mass going and i was ready to cry, THANK GOD my parents werent there that day, they never knew, im grateful it was a bunch of strangers but that was the worst hour of my life.