The wet fall

Me and my friends got really drunk one random night and i was walking back to my dorm. It was the middle of winter and it was very icy. So i'm on my way back and i took three steps when i realized, i should have peed before i left. So no biggie, i'm walking back and it is about 5 degrees out and now i'm startin to worry, so i decide to jog a bit. Not a good idea. I was turning a corner when my feet gave out and i fell hard on the ice, i got up and i could feel my butt wet from the fall but i was so cold i could barely feel anything. Then i realized my jeans were getting progressively wetter and warmer and i had wet my pants. I walked into my dorm room and why wouldnt there be a crowd of people in my room. I told them that i fell in the snow. My roomates believed me but two girls came in my room laughing and they knew i was full of it. Lesson learned: pee before you leave!