I used to live close to a very fancy hotel. Once I decided I'd sneak in and take a swim. I had on a tee shirt, running shorts and a jock strap. I peeled of my tee shirt and dove in. Well, there is a reason swimming suits have string ties. When I dove in my shorts came right off, but I didn't realize it at first because of the jock. I swam all the way to the other end (huge pool) before I sensed something was wrong. When I turned and looked back, some people wouldn't meet my eye, but a lot of others were pointing at me and laughing. The worst part was I couldn't find my suit. There were three girls laughing hardest of all and my guess was they had done something with it. As more people around the pool caught on to what was happening, I decided to cut my loses and get out. One lady even yelled at her husband to "quick get the camera." I put on my tee shirt, but without a towel, my butt was out there for all to see! I had to walk the length of the pool, thru the cantina and then thru the lobby before I could run the three blocks home. And if that wasn't bad enough, three girls from my high school drove by and started honking and laughing at me.