This one happened at a speedway match. Needed to go for a crap real bad,just my luck,no loo paper.Never mind nip next door into the ladies as there was nobody about. Ah, the relief,that is until it was time to get out. First two babes walk in,I dive into one of the cubicles just in time and cower there like a quivering jelly.It dosn't end there though,oh no the place is suddenly swamped by what seems like hundreds of the fairer sex arriving en-mass. Christ! it's the interval. Had to stay put listening to various women of all ages going about their business and talking ladieeez talk. Finaly managed to get out after about 30 minutes,never again! To cap it all got a right bollocking off the girlfriend for "Going Missing" for so long.Told her I went to watch the racing from the pits enterance.I finaly owned up about 2 years later during a drunken late night conversation,she thought it was so funny she nearly peed her-self(I wish!).Incidently it seems perfectly OK for women to use the mens toilets when they are desperate but its a hanging offence if its the other way round,in fact I once got turned away from a mens toilet by a real battle-axe of a women because daughter dear was partaking of the facilities. Hope you enjoyed this story, others must have had the same thing happen to them. Lets here about it.