The Scene: Several friends and I are drinking at a beach on some rocks. This girl (lets call her "Susan") that I liked is there.

I some how manage to be holding "Susan's" lighter. She goes to light a cigaratte, "Bob, could I have the lighter?"
My drunken reply "I'll trade you for a kiss"

(Now by this time I have had queit a few shots and can barely see straight.)

Susan's reply "alright"
I am exicted! Nothing like daring yourself to do something and having it go in your favor. We stand up begin a nice french kiss...

and the next thing I know I'm face down on the rocks with a throbing head!! I had fallen mid-kiss and slammed my head on the rocks!

That was embarrassing enough plus all my friends had to witness it!