My most embarrassing moment was when I was at a cheerleading competition in Florida. My crush that I was crushing on (that by the way, I happened to like for like 10 years) caught me in my hotel room in nothing but my manthong panties. I was putting in some anal suppositories because I have a weird disease. My crush was on her way to practice and stopped by to see if I was ready to go. She and a couple of friends had gotten an extra key from the chaperone and had used it to get into my room. They thought I was asleep because I didn't answer when they knocked on the door, so they used the key to get in to play a prank on me. Little did they know the joke was on them. I turned around when I heard laughter to see my longtime CRUSH staring at me in horror. CRRRRRRRRRIINNGEEEEE!!
Not only that, but they had yellow paint in their hands to play the prank on me. Seeing me in my MANTHONG, they squealed and threw the paint on me. So here I am wearing nothing but manthong panties, an anal suppository, and yellow paint. The instructor (whom knew whom my CRUSH was) was walking down the hall yelling, "SO JESUS, HAVE YOU TOLD YOVANDA THAT YOU LIKE HER YET?" (my crush's name is Yovanda Slappentikle) The girls started giggling and squealing and ran away. I took a shower and then remembered my other bag with my cheerleading clothes in it was still in the lobby. So I put a towel on and on the way down to the lobby, my key flew out of my hand (by some unknown force). The door locked and closed on my towel, leaving me fastened to the door. My CRUSH walked by right then. (Mysteriously she's always around the corner) I was so embarrassed I started throwing up all over the both of us. She yelled, "Jesus Mary and Joseph in Tinsel Town!" And unlocked me from the door. She then declared her love for me and kissed me. Once again, I took a shower and (finally got to practice) and there was Yovanda, telling all the girls on the squad about how bad a kisser I was, despite my being a "lush lad." From that day on, I can't look at any cheerleader, manthongs, yellow paint, or anal suppositories the same way again.
Not only that, but they had yellow paint in their hands to play the prank on me. Seeing me in my MANTHONG, they squealed and threw the paint on me. So here I am wearing nothing but manthong panties, an anal suppository, and yellow paint. The instructor (whom knew whom my CRUSH was) was walking down the hall yelling, "SO JESUS, HAVE YOU TOLD YOVANDA THAT YOU LIKE HER YET?" (my crush's name is Yovanda Slappentikle) The girls started giggling and squealing and ran away. I took a shower and then remembered my other bag with my cheerleading clothes in it was still in the lobby. So I put a towel on and on the way down to the lobby, my key flew out of my hand (by some unknown force). The door locked and closed on my towel, leaving me fastened to the door. My CRUSH walked by right then. (Mysteriously she's always around the corner) I was so embarrassed I started throwing up all over the both of us. She yelled, "Jesus Mary and Joseph in Tinsel Town!" And unlocked me from the door. She then declared her love for me and kissed me. Once again, I took a shower and (finally got to practice) and there was Yovanda, telling all the girls on the squad about how bad a kisser I was, despite my being a "lush lad." From that day on, I can't look at any cheerleader, manthongs, yellow paint, or anal suppositories the same way again.
