I had sprained my ankle & was on crutches.
My step-dad was going to the States to mail off his eBay stuff & asked me & my friend Amelia if we wanted to go with him.
First we stopped at Taco Bell in Sarnia where they had free refills. I must have drank 3 or 4 large cokes because it was so hot outside.
Anyway, we stopped at a Dollar store before we went to the Post Office. I was struggling with my crutches.
Well, I noticed that my bladder was quite close to bursting. I asked a cashier if they had a bathroom. She said the only public bathroom was upstairs in the office area.
She gives me the key & gives me very good directions to the bathroom. Amelia & I left the store & found the stairs.
Have you ever tried to go up stairs with crutches? I can tell you that it is not very easy. I really have to go badly & am almost peeing in my pants. I didn't think I would make it up the stairs but I did.
Now, Amelia & I are looking for the bathroom. There are quite alot of unmarked doors. We can't find a door marked for any bathroom. Then Amelia remembered that the cashier was very specific with her directions. I ask Amelia to go ask the cashier where it was but she wouldn't go. So we both went to ask. Going down stairs with crutches is even harder than going up.
I made it back downstairs no problem. We ask the cashier for directions again, this time paying attention & go to the stairs for the troublesome journey back upstairs. I am really desperate by this time & the pee is almost coming out. We make it upstairs without any problem. Now we go down the right hall. Amelia & I are arguing wheter it is the 3rd door or 4th door on the left. Amelia had to try the 3rd door. Of course it wasn't that door. So we are racing to the 4th door. I dropped the key. Amelia is really laughing at me now. I yell at her to pick it up. She is laughing so hard, she bangs into me when she picks up the key & knocks me on my bum. I start a small squirt of pee into my jeans. Amelia tries to help me up but is laughing so hard. Anyway, I managa to get up without peeing my pants & try the door again. I get it open & Amelia holds the door for me while I try to get in with my crutches. We didn"t notice that when she knocked me down, one of the rubber ends came off one of the crutches.
As soon as the crutch hits the tile floor I go falling on my bum again. My crutch goes up & hits Amelia in the head. She is laughing so hard she starts to pee her pants & can't stop. I'm on my knees crawling to the stall so that I won't pee my pants. As soon as I get up to undo my jeans, I start peeing too & I can't stop either.
So here we are 2 teenage girls who totally flooded our jeans. Now we have to find the end to my crutch & hobble back downstairs to the dollar store to give back the key & find my step-dad.
There is no way to do this without being seen. We make it down the stairs & give the key back & the cashier back the key & told her of the problem. She says why didn't we take the elevator.
When my stepdad sees us, he laughs so hard, I thought he pee in his pants. So we get back to the van & my step-dad says that we can't get it like that. He doesn't want the seats ruined.
So he leaves us standing out there in the parking lot 7 runs into the store to get some towels for the seat. He makes us take off our jeans & out panties & get in the van. Some boys were out there & saw all this. But at least he got us towels to cover ourselves too. Amelia & I are crying.
Anyway, my step-dad drives to the Salvation Army & goes in to buy us some panties & shorts to wear.
When we get back to Canada, the border guards ask if we bought anything. My step-dad says towels & used clothing. The guards open up the van to make sure that my step-dad didn't buy any beer & they see Amelia's & my peed panties & jeans.
That was real embarrasing. That was last year & Amelia & I are still best friends, but my step-dad won't take us to the States wil him anymore.
My step-dad was going to the States to mail off his eBay stuff & asked me & my friend Amelia if we wanted to go with him.
First we stopped at Taco Bell in Sarnia where they had free refills. I must have drank 3 or 4 large cokes because it was so hot outside.
Anyway, we stopped at a Dollar store before we went to the Post Office. I was struggling with my crutches.
Well, I noticed that my bladder was quite close to bursting. I asked a cashier if they had a bathroom. She said the only public bathroom was upstairs in the office area.
She gives me the key & gives me very good directions to the bathroom. Amelia & I left the store & found the stairs.
Have you ever tried to go up stairs with crutches? I can tell you that it is not very easy. I really have to go badly & am almost peeing in my pants. I didn't think I would make it up the stairs but I did.
Now, Amelia & I are looking for the bathroom. There are quite alot of unmarked doors. We can't find a door marked for any bathroom. Then Amelia remembered that the cashier was very specific with her directions. I ask Amelia to go ask the cashier where it was but she wouldn't go. So we both went to ask. Going down stairs with crutches is even harder than going up.
I made it back downstairs no problem. We ask the cashier for directions again, this time paying attention & go to the stairs for the troublesome journey back upstairs. I am really desperate by this time & the pee is almost coming out. We make it upstairs without any problem. Now we go down the right hall. Amelia & I are arguing wheter it is the 3rd door or 4th door on the left. Amelia had to try the 3rd door. Of course it wasn't that door. So we are racing to the 4th door. I dropped the key. Amelia is really laughing at me now. I yell at her to pick it up. She is laughing so hard, she bangs into me when she picks up the key & knocks me on my bum. I start a small squirt of pee into my jeans. Amelia tries to help me up but is laughing so hard. Anyway, I managa to get up without peeing my pants & try the door again. I get it open & Amelia holds the door for me while I try to get in with my crutches. We didn"t notice that when she knocked me down, one of the rubber ends came off one of the crutches.
As soon as the crutch hits the tile floor I go falling on my bum again. My crutch goes up & hits Amelia in the head. She is laughing so hard she starts to pee her pants & can't stop. I'm on my knees crawling to the stall so that I won't pee my pants. As soon as I get up to undo my jeans, I start peeing too & I can't stop either.
So here we are 2 teenage girls who totally flooded our jeans. Now we have to find the end to my crutch & hobble back downstairs to the dollar store to give back the key & find my step-dad.
There is no way to do this without being seen. We make it down the stairs & give the key back & the cashier back the key & told her of the problem. She says why didn't we take the elevator.
When my stepdad sees us, he laughs so hard, I thought he pee in his pants. So we get back to the van & my step-dad says that we can't get it like that. He doesn't want the seats ruined.
So he leaves us standing out there in the parking lot 7 runs into the store to get some towels for the seat. He makes us take off our jeans & out panties & get in the van. Some boys were out there & saw all this. But at least he got us towels to cover ourselves too. Amelia & I are crying.
Anyway, my step-dad drives to the Salvation Army & goes in to buy us some panties & shorts to wear.
When we get back to Canada, the border guards ask if we bought anything. My step-dad says towels & used clothing. The guards open up the van to make sure that my step-dad didn't buy any beer & they see Amelia's & my peed panties & jeans.
That was real embarrasing. That was last year & Amelia & I are still best friends, but my step-dad won't take us to the States wil him anymore.
