I went to my boyfriends house for the first time, to meet his parents. everything was going great, then i had to go to the bathroom. so i politely asked "where is the bathroom?" so his mother told me where it was, and i went upstairs into the bathroom, and i ended up taking a huuuuge poop. and then, when i tried to flush it wouldnt go down, and i was to embarrassed to ask his mom to help me, so, (this is the gross part)i put my hand in the toilet grabbed the huge log, and threw it out the window, right away i washed my hands for like 5 minutes, and i walked back down stairs to the kitchne table, when i got there everyone was loooking at the cieling, soi thought it was a shooting star or somthing , so i looked up, and there was my poop sitting on the window on the roof, i was soo embarrased!!!

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by Anonymous

sounds like you had fun. Just kidding. That would suck. Although why would you grab your poop and throw it out the window. you should have just asked for help it would maybe be embarrassing, but they would for get about it other than finding crap on their window.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous

dude, i read this in a magazine......almost the exact same wording and everything.....at least you could do was change the words so it didnt sound so fake!

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