I was in church one day and all of a sudden I had to pee so I got up and was going to go because I couldnt hold it well just as I was abou to leave my skirt got caught on the peww and fell off! Thing is I was wearing a see through thong and the pastor just looked at me and the old guy who was sittin next to me sure liked it cause now whenever I go to curch he always saves me a spot! GOD....


