I was getting a massage after a work out the day before (sucks getting old!). This was a legit salon/spa. While the massage therapist was working my legs, along comes a raging you-know-what. I was wearing underwear but wasn't covered with a towel...couldn't hide what had happened. I kind of whimpered "sorry" and she said "don't worry about it" or something like that. It pretty much stayed that way for the remainder of the session (perhaps 10 minutes).

I don't know if I'll be able to go back to the spa our of embarrassment. I haven't told my wife - she would probably think I was turned on by the therapist, who is VERY attractive (my wife knows her since she used to go there too).