I'm 51 years old and I'm embarrassed to admit how many things I've missed out on.

I've never had sex with my mother, my daughters, my sisters, brothers, my nieces or nephews or any relatives, including step-relatives that I'm aware of.

I've never had to go "poo" so bad that I shit my pants at school, in the yard, or the car or any where since I was three years old.

I'm not a pado phile, a phile or a peda phile. I'm afraid no underage children will ever come on to me.

I've never been drugged or drugged anyone for sex.

I've never raped anyone or been raped, even while sleeping.

Sadly, no groups of older boys have ever forcibly stripped me down to expose my cock to gangs of horny teenage girls so they could humiliate me.

No one has ever pissed on me :(

No one has ever caught me jerking off

I still haven't managed to fuck my best friend's wife

Or any of my teachers

I've never gotten stoned on crack and sucked cock

I've never wandered into the back room where women were servicing farm animals.

I've never seen my wife have sex with other men

I've never been blackmailed into fucking the boss

My wife has never forced me to fuck her friends

There's so much I haven't done it's just depressing.